Why the fuck do I even have a fucking birthday.

HAHAHA, birthday.

It is but another excuse to have a fucked up day, an opportunity to wallow in self-pity, a showcase of your patheticalness; and to brandish the fact that when it all boils down, you're nothing but a self-absorbent, unwelcome, despised, attention-seeking prick who doesn't realise the impossibility of blending and fitting in with your inferiority.

Fuck birthdays.